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I'll tell you now, it's not Jeff ...


"Breaking into the Pentagon computer ... double click on 'yes' ... Oh, password protected! 20 billion possible chances. Err ... Jeff. ... Hey!"

"How did you know?! How did you know it'd be Jeff?"

"Ah, I knew there'd be a back door." - In films, there's always a back door. - "The guy who made the software, you see? He left a back door so that he could get back in when he wanted and look around and look at all the missiles and go 'Ooh!' and put one on his head. And the guy who made the software was called Jeff Jeffty Jeff, born on the first of Jeff 19Jeffty Jeff, so I put in Jeff and hey!"

-Eddie Izzard